Straight White Boy Problem #34

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i was sagging when i came home from school and my dad yelled at me and told me to pull my pants up


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tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 


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cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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ruinedchildhood:

2006 was a simpler time
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fatwink:

Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….


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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal)


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I’m a zayn girl.
Jesus Christ (via bobbyhorin)
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guy:

HOW THE HELL
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ironicdavestrider:

raygender:

ironicdavestrider:

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

  • A. neurotypical people
  • B. white people
  • C. straight people
  • D. cis people

but what about men?

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you


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basedpidgeot:

word up to all the women in the uk who got married to other women this weekend but didnt get reported on because the media only reported on male gay marriages for Some Mysterious Reason


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  • gay boy: hey man you look good today
  • straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
  • straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
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